ifeelbetterer:

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE THE EXACT NUMBER OF FEELS NECESSARY TO MAKE FIC FOR THIS

:D :D :D :D :D

hellotailor:

MY NEW CRACKPOT THEORY: Canton Everett Delaware III’s son is Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Canton’s the bio-dad; his partner’s name is Coulson. So Phil ended up with one dad’s hairline (and dress sense…) and the other dad’s surname. The reason why Agent Phil Coulson is so good at dealing with weird shit is that he fucking grew up with it. Because don’t tell me that Canton wasn’t recruited by SHIELD as soon as he got fired from the FBI. He helped a bunch of time-travelers deal with an alien invasion, stood up to the President of the United States, and did it all without batting an eyelid. CLEARLY PHIL COULSON’S PERPETUAL, FAINTLY-SMILING CALM IS A GENETIC TRAIT.

canon. full stop.

arilaqua:

Someone needs to create a show that’s just called Deep-Voiced English Men Talking To Each Other.

Alan Rickman can host and Tom Hiddleston, Jack Davenport and Richard Armitage can all be regulars. And they’ll literally just sit around and talk. With their voices. Their beautiful velvety wonderful voices.

I’m really not sure why this isn’t a thing that exists already, to be honest.

bring. it.

needless to say, we all cried.

watched this film today just because i sent this to my friend, and she was like, let’s get some more of that in our lives.

watched this film today just because i sent this to my friend, and she was like, let’s get some more of that in our lives.

why always with the ugly and/or small dogs frank iero? whatever i forgive you because of… need i even explain?

(via frank-anthony-iero)

i feel like people should be aware that while i was innocently trying to enjoy my easter break, bandom happened to me and my moral highground/hairline is rapidly receding…

old news man. mrs frizzle + river song already knew that. cause they know. they know all the things.

old news man.

mrs frizzle + river song already knew that. cause they know. they know all the things.

“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.” — Walt Disney

booooooooooks

(via mklutz)

s-k-a:

cuddle-whore:

The Glaucus Atlanticus Sea Slug

OH MY GOD

holy cannoli batman…

and then the sea is always there just to remind you that life is beautiful after all…

(via hellotailor)

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